Florage


a combination of “floor” and “storage,” referring to a practice used by messy people who have more stuff than they can properly put away. they store their miscellaneous belongings in boxes or heaps in the middle of the floor, because they don’t have anywhere else to put them.
you have way too much stuff if you are resorting to florage. just have a freaking tag sale and clean up your home!

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