Floral
pertaining to flowers and their use in design.
floral designer.
noun. stimulation of the female genitals using the tongue or lips. like “oral” but “floral”, because of the flora that inhabit the v-g-n-l c-n-l.
he wouldn’t give me floral, so i wouldn’t give him head.
someone whos -rs- is getting increasingly large because they’re eating far too much cake in the office.
have you seen her today? she’s looking pretty floral!
the act of receiving oral from the filthiest mouth you can find. the term is derived from the “flora” that have colonized the mouth of the hobo that just choked on your member.
i got me some five-dollar floral from the hobo lady that lives in the dumpster around the corner.
as in non-animal like
my reaction to the rabie shot was floral in silent ways
f-cking todd over and making him move back to kansas.
mary’s floral
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