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florence, sc not italy. this place is not only home to some of the stupidest drivers on the planet but also some of the most notorious gangstas on the east coast sarcasm. often referred to as “flo-town” and divided by rival school territories, west & south, this town probably has the most heated football games in the state, because what losing team shouldn’t go out with a bang? literally. we have thugs, we have rednecks and we have old people. over the span of 5 years we have managed to pull through with some top notch restaurants and are even looking forward to a hooters sometime soon -fingers crossed-! sure, we’re a small town with not much to offer aside from 2 theatres, fmu & a mall, but we do have 2 walmarts and that’s all that matters. 🙂
“hey! let’s do something tonight… we’ll flip a coin, heads the mall or tails the movies.”

“ayyy homie, we just got beat by west again. lets shoot em up…”

“let’s head to flo-town & go to walmart.”

…only in florence, sc
visiting florence…

i’m sure you’ll have a lot of fun, because there’s tons you can do in this town.

this place is special. so special, in fact, that few people on the globe have ever heard of it.

and few people actually live here. we have so much traffic because people are constantly p-ssing though to somewhere else; we are the halfway point between nyc and miami. wonderful, right?!

when people do come here, it’s because we are known for having an amazing wal-mart.

we have some great restaurants. we just got a new golden corral, and a new burger king. now that’s what we really needed. thank the lord for these places, because now we’ve got variety! who doesn’t love all kinds of fried food?

you’ll love the weather. it’s hot and humid, so you don’t have to buy a jacket. you could go out with nothing on, and you still wouldn’t need one. plus, it rains and storms seven days a week! who doesn’t love a good storm?

and thank goodness we have warm weather, because on a good day, you can fry an egg on the sidewalk.

no one wants to go to a mall thats huge and has lots of stores, so you’ll love our mall. there’s hardly anything there!

it’ll good we’re all on the same page. we all have the same point of view on everything, so you don’t have to worry about an argument. here everyone is the same, so there’s little conflict. what could be better than that? :).
“i hate people that don’t have the same point of view as me! i hate living in this place where everyone is different!”
“move to florence, sc and you’ll never have to worry about that again.”

“it’s so cold outside; i can’t take it!”
“move to florence, sc and you’ll never have to worry about that again.”

“i hate this mall! it’s two stories and has way too many stores.”
“move to florence, sc and you’ll never have to worry about that again.”

“i want to move to a place with variety, kind people, nice restaurants, and good weather. where should i go?” “definitely florence, sc! ;)”