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an extremely sweet and loving girl. besides the fact that her extreme beauty and smoking hot body makes all other girls seem mediocre, her humor is the best in the world. she can make tears of laughter roll down any persons face. her timing is unique and it’s almost unbelievable how fast she can come up with a joke. she is extremely loyal and will always stand up for the people she loves, even if they don’t deserve it. she is misunderstood a lot of times, but that is her way of protecting herself to make sure you won’t get the chance to screw her over. once you take just a little time to get to know her, you will understand immediately that she is definitely a keeper. anyone who ever let her go, or mistreated her is the biggest fool in the world and should find the nearest bridge to jump off of (make sure it’s a high one). if you’ll ever be as lucky to find a florence in your life, make sure you hold on to her, you’ll never regret it!
person a: i met this girl, she’s amazing
person b: you say that every time…
person a: her name is florence
person b: get the f-ck outta here! you hit the jackpot!

kelly: she is so funny, she had me in tears!
carmen: how does she come up with this sh-t!
ines: pointing out the obvious. she is florence, she cannot not be funny.
the most beautiful name any female can possibly have…
mum #1
“ooh. she’s adorable. what’s her name?”
mum #2
“i know! she’s 6 months now. her name’s florence.”
mum #1
“i’m not surprised! suits her perfectly!”
florence is the most amazingly wonderful person you will ever meet who gets a-‘s in everything and full marks in her gcse history medicine exam. she’s intelligent and full of charisma and charm. boom.

she smells though.
person 1: -sees a hot girl- you know that girl?
person 2: oh florence?
person 1: you didn’t need to guess?
a popular female italian or french name. usually named after the beautiful italian city of florence. can also be a surname.

nicknames include flossie, flo, flo jo, flossey, florentia, floss or flors.

the name is becoming increasing popular as a result of popular british music artist, florence welch from florence and the machine.
florence is such a beautiful name.

florence welch is sooo cool! i would love to have her name.
‘florence’ is another word for a cigarette lighter of any description. the word is used mainly used by 11 to 15 year old kids that smoke and are trying to stop their parents from finding out. it is used as a code word to disguise the fact that the person talking may need a lighter.

the origin of the word is unclear, but it is thought to have a connection to ‘florence nightingale’ who was famously known to carry a lit lantern with her.
“ell.. you got a florence?”

“oh sh-t! i lost my florence!”

“hey mate.. you got a florence?..i mean a lighter?”
def 1- a four legged blood sucking beast from the bouwls of h-ll, who pleasures him self by playing airsoft and watching films such as predator, devil reject, and bulletproof munk the sole reason for aids, cancer, global warming, cold war, eventual armagedon, j-panese internment, family lives in the states in a bas-m-nt locked away

def 2- a black guy that plays for the san diego chargers that sucks
“hey, stop being a florence”

“hey could you quit florencing my mom”

“jimmy stop having s-x with florences”

“dont you dare florence on my couch”

“get your florence -ss off my florencing couch”

“florence dont you call me a blank rat”

“you little florencing son of a b-tch”

“hey florence you black -sshole catch the ball”