florida clueless


a boy/girl who is clueless about everything in florida. usually doesn’t talk about florida because they are disgusted that there parents moved here. not in touch with the florida lifestyle, and gawk at the old leathery women and saggy sailors that can’t get it up anymore. doesn’t really like hot weather. wants to leave asap. not into any sort of crowd, and feels outta place.
b-tch girl 1- who is she? who doesn’t she hang out with?
b-tch girl 2- girl, she is florida clueless.

or

boy 1- why do you want to move to nyc?
girl 1- i am just florida clueless.

Read Also:

  • mlirt

    man-flirting typically done during fraternity rush to get new initiates or to get into the frat. yo, how was hanging with the guys at alpha zeta nu? gay as f-ck. i mlirted with at least 10 guys like a bukkake.

  • Mnap

    a nice 50 minute nap taken during math cl-ss, cuz math is soooo boring. dude a: man, that was a sweet mnap…math was so boring today and i was tired dude b: sick man

  • mobile meatball

    a small fat dog/cat bl–dy pj is a mobile meatball

  • booty plate

    p-b-scent teen male buffet, a.k.a the mexican taco pablo:”my booty plate is finally clean” wh-r–hey:”so is your green card”

  • Shening

    1. p–p. 2. when an individual goes out of his/her way to bring inconvenience upon another person in the hope of it being hilarious. why you tell that crazy girl i want her number?! you shening me dog


Disclaimer: florida clueless definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.