florida fedora
the florida fedora is when a man p–ps on top of a female’s head (creating the hat), and then -j-c-l-t-s on top of it (creating a fashionable fedora feather).
the florida fedora vinny gave to that girl last night looks very stylish.
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when northerners automatically -ssume that southern hospitality and politeness carries underlying malicious intent. northerner: and then she said, “y’all are such a blessing.” what a creep, she must be trying to b-tter me up. southerner: that’s just how people are in the south. don’t be so yankee suspicious!
- secondhand shook
when you aren’t directly involved in someone’s drama but you’re emotionally involved in it. d-mn, did you hear about jim’s baby mama drama? i’m secondhand shook, that baby isn’t even on the same side of the color wheel as him.