Florida Feet
the excruciating, throbbing, blistering pain of the feet caused by extreme amounts of walking within a 24 hour period; so named because this condition tends to inflict visitors to orlando theme parks, but can be applied to any leisurely activity involving copious walking. can usually be prevented by wearing comfortable shoes, and can usually be cured by soaking one’s feet in icy natty light.
remind me not to wear my sandals next time we go to ocean city. i’ve got a b-tching case of florida feet!
when the bottom of your feet have calluses, dirt, and are tough from rarely wearing shoes when walking outside. usually found in places such as florida.
duuude after staying at the beach all summer i’ve got serious florida feet!
when your feet look like you live in a trailer park after walking anywhere in florida without shoes on.
brooke, i left my shoes at the beach and walked back to your house, look at my florida feet.
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