Florida Firecracker
this s-x act is performed by the male gender. when you are almost ready to j-zz- after f-cking a girl or a guy, you quickly c-m- on their face and fart– at the same time.
-j-zz/c-m: bust a nut
–fart: -ss thunder
bob: “last night when jim was f-cking his boyfriend terry, he gave him a florida firecracker!”
dave: “righteous!”
when a h-rny individual is receiving -n-l penitration and his or her partner pulls outs, and throws in a lit firecracker. the partner proceeds to deepen the firecrack with it’s p-n-s or strap on, to ensure maximum depth is achieved. when the firecrack explodes, a mixture of blood, c-m, and sh-t comes out (we like to call this mixture ‘baby jesus juice’).
the partner then catches this mixture and keeps it in his closet and lets it age for some time.
when it has reached desired age, mix it with ‘minute maid orange juice’ and serve it at a tampa bay devil rays game…
whilst the victims are drinking the ‘b.j.j.’, sh-t and fart as much as possible.
bob:: hey carl,
carl:: ya bob?
bob:: whats that thing you gave that one guy?
carl:: sifilus?
bob:: no the other thing.
carl:: oh, a florida firecracker.
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