Florida Fountain


first and foremost, this is to be done by professionals only. the sheer timing alone, is unpredictable, at best. you have your partner(probably best done with a hooker, less chance of you getting injured) lie on her back. insert p-n-s into mouth. these next few moves must be done with speed. p-ss in her mouth, punch her in the stomach and get your p-n-s out of her mouth; before she bites it off. the end result will be a fountain of urine spewing out of her mouth and if done properly, shooting from her nose. a site so beautiful, it will bring a tear to your eye.
i asked jessica if she would like a golden shower, much to my surprise she opted for the florida fountain. luckily i still have my p-n-s.

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