florida gators

the outstanding university that consists of student athletes excelling on and off the football field. while florida state has historically been a slightly stronger team, florida does not tolerate the “thugs” that fsu consistently produces year in and year out.
“because its great…to be…a florida gator!”
a team who wont let anyone else win in any sports. in the year 2007 they won the ncaa football championship, along with the ncaa basketball championship. really good, and really c-cky.
tom: dude why wont the florida gators lose?

rick: maybe cuz their so good?

tom:…
the football program with the best winning percentage in the last 20 years (fact). they have won 3 national t-tles, 8 sec t-tles, 2 heisman winners, and have had the best home winning percentage in that period. the gators are the most hated team by most of its compet-tors because they win most of the time against them and because they run the score up most of the time.
hector- i hate the florida gators.

dave- why?

hector- i’m a georgia fan. they beat us every year.

dave- they beat everyone dip sh-t!

hector- oh yeah.
best team in the world.
it’s great.. to be.. a florida gator!!
best football team in the sec conference, and as proven in 2006 and 2008, best in the world. always hated, often imitated, never duplicated.
g-d himself supports the florida gators because the sky is blue and the sun is orange.
the name given to sports teams of the university of florida. who’s football team is the most recognizable. who’s fans are almost as annoying as new york jets fans, but because of their recent success and backing up their trash talking have since become less annoying. who’s quarter back. tim tebow, while a quality football player, is easily the most overrated player in the history of college football(i mean who can’t bowl over small and weak tackling db’s if they’re 6’3 240 lbs? or run 4 yards into the endzone?). who’s also fans enjoy poking fun at historically better florida football programs(florida state university and university of miami) for being “thugs”, “criminals”, and the ever so popular “official supplier to state prisons”. despite having close to 30 arrests since urban meyer took over as head coach. university of miami arrests since randy shannon took over? 1-robert marve was arrested for breaking a car mirror. um-5 uf-3 fsu-2

enough said.
gators fan 1, “good thing there’s no thugs or gangsters up here in pretty ole hicksville we call home.”

gators fan 2, “you mean like tallah-ssee and miami? yeah, they’re just a bunch of thugs and gangsters”

gators fan 3, “tim tebow!!!!! florida-tim tebowwwww!!!!!!-gat-im tebowwwww!!!!!ors!!!”

hurricanes fan, “florida gators fans aren’t cl-ssy like seminoles fans.”

seminoles fan, “florida gators fans aren’t cl-ssy like hurricanes fans.”
a group of arrogant jerks who steal chants from legitimate universities even though the chants don’t work for their team.
michigan fan: “it’s great! to be! a michigan wolverine!”
florida fan: “hey, that almost works with florida gators i think i’ll steal it.”