Florida Maelstrom


an enema consisting of mountain dew that has had marijuana marinating in it. most florida teens think this is a good way to prevent pregnancy.
“did you hear about jimmy? his girlfriend told him she might be pregnant, so he went home and gave himself a florida maelstrom!”

“why did he do it to himself?”

“never question the florida maelstrom.”

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