Florida mom
a woman in her 40s and 50s her dresses and acts like a woman a half her age. is often seen at the bar with her college-age daughter and tries to pick up on whatever dude she brings home.
brian griffin: hey guys, look over there! it’s a hot girl from florida!
peter griffin: no, no, don’t if you talk to her, you’ll have to talk to her mom!
florida mom: oh i see you’ve met my daughter. you know, we were just mistaken for sister at the bar.
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