Floridian Hurricane
this is a s-xual position/activity where you suspend the partner on the ceiling fan so that he/she is in the air parallel with the floor. as your partner rotates, you c-ckslap them continuously. when you’re ready to -j-c-l-t-, stop your partner’s rotating and c-m in their mouth. make them rotate again and have your partner spit the j-zz out, making it “rain.”
“my boyfriend and i succesfully pulled off a floridian hurricane last night. i almost died.”
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