FloriDUMB
it has got to be the worst state in the united states. it’s shaped like a crocked p-n-s, is home to the most rudest people and landlords, and also its full of s-x offenders and its the state where most serial killers flee to.
two guys from ohio.
trevor: hey dude so are we traveling to california or florida?
matthew: are you crazy? florida? more like floridumb since its a knockoff state of california. let’s go to california.
trevor: lol alright.
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