flossbagger


flossbagger (n) one who’s curly head of hair indicates a scr-t-m maned in a mesh of fine pubic hair resembling a women’s outer l-b–. indicates femininity.

to flossbag (v) to act like a woman and not like a man.
man, joey’s a real flossbagger. i bet he’s not wearing the pants in that relationship.

he’s not coming to boston tonight. he’s staying home, flossbagging.

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