Flossing the Strahan


an alternate for “throwing a hotdog down a hallway”. denotes having s-x with a loose- woman.

-cavernous v-g-n-

also, wordplay on the gigantic gap in michael strahan’s teeth.
man, i did this p-rn star last night, but f-cking her felt like flossing the strahan!

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