flossing your pubes
an expression made when you want to say “i’m just yanking your chain” but you have poo social skills so instead you say “i’m just flossing your p-b-s”. when you’re too much of a baller–ss vagojo slayer to just say some simple sh-t like “i’m just busting your chops” so you say “i’m just flossing your p-b-s” cause you f-ck b-tches til they die.
when someone uses dental floss to clean the fur of their nether region.
example: i told my friend i was just flossing his p-b-s, after pulling a prank on him after i alaskan piplined his hot wife.
example #2: after flossing your p-b-s i recycled the floss for self-dental purposes.
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