Flotty


a beautiful strong independent girl who you can trust not to go behind your back. she is very upfront and honest, but lovely at the same time. she is average height and curvy, with beautiful eyes. she is a good friend to have.
alex: woah, that chick is so hot!
jacob: yeah, she’s almost as hot as flotty!
alex: flotty is hotter than megan fox.

jacob: alie!

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