Floundered
extremely intoxicated
i hit the town last night and got floundered.
the act of being so sh-t faced that your face contorts into something resembling a fish, usually coupled together with losing the ability to open one’s eyes.
marcus was so floundered last night he f-cked an indian girl. most likely because he couldn’t open his eyes to see how hideous she was.
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