nautical term for male masturbation,
usually withleft hand.
he lay upon his hammock flumstrumming.
- Surprise Douching
the phrase that describes the act of finding out that someone is a huge douche, when there was no warning. girl: “so then he was texting me and asked for a handjob.” friend: “wow, that’s surprising. he seemed like such a nice guy.” girl: “yeah, it was surprising. it was a surprise douching.”
- sweet misery
a person who got rejected by someone he/she loves, but then the male/female still loves him/her. i had sweet misery when _______________ said no to me.
- Swift Wind
a post-coital v-g-n-l emission whereby air, trapped during intercourse, escapes through the boning c-n-l, causing the woman’s engorged flaps to vibrate like the reed of a saxophone or clarinet. etymology: the phenomenon is named after swift wind, she-ra’s winged battle-unicorn. the phrase was first cited in an episode in which the she-ra enjoyed a marathon […]
a festival-like event involving the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol. usually attended by some swigfiends. it was a total swigfest man.
another word for cool, or fly. aww man, that sh-t’s khilo. i saw this khilo b-tch leaving the club last night.