flow god

an -sshole who normally plays lax, won’t cut his hair until his “flow” is perfect length, sells pot, and vapes on the side. hair normally greasy, with bad acne, a 4-inch d-ck, and takes advantage of drunk girls at parties.
“oh sh-t, bro, your hair is longer than your d-ck!”
“bro, i’m such a flow god!”

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