Flower Pride (Virginal Announcement Syndrome)
when people who still have their ‘flower’ intact decide to boast about it to the nearest p-sser by, even in front of their own parents.
doctor “are you on the pill?”
blonde haired girl with gl-sses “no, i’m a virgin!”
dad with sungl-sses on inside -shocked face-
that, my friends, is flower pride (virginal announcement syndrome).
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