Poodleflopper


a poodleflopper is a mentally deranged man who roams the st–ts kicking ugly dogs. if he finds a nice dog he will urinate on it and cut off its limbs with a chip fork. they are usually located in the backalleys of watford, and they pounce like trapdoor spiders, viciously mutilating dogs and sometimes dwarves.
“oh god there’s a poodleflopper! run!”
“i’m a poodleflopper and im gonna flop your poodles so hard they explode.”

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