flowerfucked
when you step outside and have such a bad allergic reaction to the pollen in the air you start crying, your nose starts running, and your face feels swollen.
friend: are you crying?
you: no, i just got flowerf-cked in the face!
when a girl cannot take d-ck so she has to only have light and gentle s-x-barely f-cked
“yo that b-tch got flower f-cked couldn’t take enough of it”
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