all lads ask the gyrl before you do it, it mitght cause great pain!! (excesive lubrication needed)
1. tell your misses to spread her legs wide as the gates of heaven
2. shove your man fist up her sausage wallet
3. open your hand out to full extent and flowering is in spring
yeah, last nite i was a house party and this well fit guy came over and started feelin me up and then i turned arond and he got with me and then he locked the door and he flowered me and i was like now i’m a hardcore slag!!! …flowering…
1. the act of cutting your p-n-s head into 4 sections, then allowing it to scar over and bloom like a flower. this step is repeated until the p-n-s is in “full bloom.”
hey george, wunna come over and join in this flowering party at my house?
- food me
a different and funnier way to say “feed me” you: “dad, i’m so hungry! food me!!”
- forgot to hook up the doll
to catastrophically f-ck up a process by omitting a minor but crucial step. nine months ago, bob forgot to hook up the doll; now he buys diapers.
- for me
an object, person, or concept that is appropriate to the speaker and his/her personality. that prada leather briefcase is for me.
the term used when people have s-x and often make babies due to extreme boredom. small towns often have high levels of forniboredom. fallon, nevada teens are struggling with forniboredom.
- senior project
the root of all evil. project devised by school boards to increase the high school teen suicide rate exponentially. senior project is like water boarding, its so boring and pointless you feel like you want to be drowning. 1. (n.) the most pointless, time-consuming project in human history. high schools make their seniors spend hundreds […]