flowerpot

a term of endearment native to northern england – similar to love, dear, pet, etc. mostly used by parents or grandparents for their children/grandchildren.
h-llo, my flowerpot! how are you?
a h-m-s-xual male or gay man
any man that sleep with little boys is a flowerpot too.
a synonym for rather large br–sts (interchangeable for both genders, though primarily used when describing female br–sts).
matt: looks like you have a b-n-r there, derek.
derek: i really don’t; it’s just my pants.
matt: don’t worry! it always happens to me when i look at k-ssandra’s flower pots.
when you soil/shart you underwear, then remove the underwear and put them on someones head.
“i had the cr-ps, so i gave that b-tch a flower pot.”
a woman’s v-g-n-. a woman’s v-g-n- is known to some as a “flower pot” because like a flower pot it houses seed (sperm.)
wash your flower pot.
don’t let anyone see your flower pot.

another word for sperm is “seed” so you would would think of these 2 combining to form a baby.
pay no mind to the above entries. a flower pot is an act of humiliation or enjoyment for some. it requires that someone’s mouth be sh-t it. then the offender, who already has his/her pants down, trims their pubic hair and lets the tr-mm-ngs fall into the open mouth. and simultaneously, the p-b- trimmer/defecator fills the “flower pot” with his/her own urine in the hopes that some foul vegetation will sprout.
i’m getting revenge on my brother by giving him a f-cking flower pot. yeah, he won’t get the taste of sh-t and p-ss off his breath for three weeks, not to mention picking the p-b-s out of his teeth.
drunken -ss whole that everyone loves. sort of like a rose with many thorns. is extremely cute! but is very mean to ex-girlfriends and ex-crushes. also cheats on people (hahaha).
lately you’ve been acting like a flower pot.