Flowing Glockamentubo and the Cow
a series of books created to study the chakra of cattle and how to make them more happy using tai chi and other energetic arts.
” this cow’s glockamentubo is very rich, these are some pictures of tai chi movements you can do to get your cattle in a more peaceful states. ” see picture: “making your bull more p-ssive”
the flowing glockamentubo and the cow is an art most impressive for getting cattle ready for slaughter.
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