FLP: Flagrant Lack of Pants


to be caught in the act of having no pants. this is a major offense and is taken seriously by all popo. this is only second to flg: flagrant lack of genitals, which is to be caught in the act of having no genitalia.
” jimmy was caught in the act of having no pants… now they’re giving him a cavity probing… poor jimmy “

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