flu ass


when your -ss is so dirty and sk-nky that it smells like you were up all night sitting on the sh-tter because of the flu.
six feet under: atomic – i p-ssed on buffing the kn-b on that d-ck dancer at the tricky disco cause i could smell the back from the front.

atomic: d-mn dude. that must have been some nasty flu -ss!

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