flu dick


when a girl who’s sick is giving you head, then she sneezes all over you. you got the flu d-ck..
yo bro she was giving me the mean neck! she told me she was sick but i was like f-ck it. she dead -ss sneezed maddd snot on me while my d-ck was in her mouth, broo she gave me that flu d-ck..

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