Flu ex machina


also known as: sickness in the machine
getting sick and not having to attend school/work. if its an infectious but non painful disease this is usually seen as a win/win situation. if it is non infectious but physically limiting one begins to question if it was worth it. generally it refers to the former.
worker 1: wow, he got sick right before the meeting
worker 2: i know, thats a real case of flu ex machina right there
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student 1: did you hear mat got sick today? he’s so lucky, we have a project due and two tests.

student 2: yeah except he’s throwing up every 30 minutes and is within an inch of his life.
student 1: oh…

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