flu
1.an excuse to get off work
2.the disease named after what you call getting off work without a vacation
phil: i’m sick, can i leave?
bill: sorry phil, you got the flu 5 times last week
-also shorthand for ‘influenza’.
d-mn. i’ve got the flu again.
a terrible sickness where you feel like you shouldnt be able to walk, but somehow you can. everything on your body is achy, you get the worst headache, a sore throat, a cough, a stuffy nose, a stomach ache, and you puke. and this lasts about a week.
why weren’t you in school last week?
-oh, i had the flu.
influenza (almost standard english)
ugh, i feel so sick. i think it must be the flu.
the flu is like being bulmic with out a chose
you wake up and eat what ever you want cause you know with in an hours time your gona puke it back up because you are sick with the flu
heroin withdrawals. it feels like the flu + debilitating depression that lasts about a week. any junkie will use the excuse that he had “the flu”
hey where have you been this last week?
aww man i had the flu.
blood gang word for the color blue
hey! why you got all that flu on in my hood.
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