flub
acronym flub – fat lazy useless b-st-rd. someone who is overweight, lazy and totally incompetant.
my god derek is a flub he would f-ck up a brand new c-nt the fat b-st-rd.
to make a mistake or an error.
dang, i flubbed on my last test…now i’m going to fail the cl-ss.”
a socially accepted way to say “f-ck”.
what the flub are you talking about?
i flubbed her hard!
jiggly fat that should really be put away. flubs can be described by any fatty part of the body.
“that guy’s been dancing all night with his flubs jiggling. he should put those flubs away, n-body wants his body.”
the left over fat between the hip and thigh as a result of an overly used or filled uterus.
i’ve worked out all week but keep getting my flub caught in my zipper.
verb. when fat is protruding out of your clothing in a very grotesque manner.
“i hate it when anna nicole’s fat flubs out of her t-shirts.”
to speak a word incorrectly; to speak as if one’s lips were rubber
“the ancient greeks had their own mytholology – oops, that was a flub”
“put the splagghetti in the – well, i flubbed that up”
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