Spousal Sprawl
this is where a husband will use up something from its rightful place and the second that the sp-ce is open, a wife will fill it with something else.. i use my last can of soup – wallah! cake mix takes its place! where was the spot for the cake mix before? why …does it need to be placed where the soup is supposed to be??? this works with anything in the house.
i no longer have a place to put any of my stuff due to spousal sprawl.
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