Fluff the covers
(v) surrept-tiously farting under the covers while your bed mate is out of the room just to enjoy the exclamations of disgust when he or she crawls into bed with you. usually involves gagging and exclamations of “oh man!” works best after foods like broccoli, eggs, beans…
you know, i really wish you wouldn’t fluff the covers while i am in the bathroom getting ready for bed.
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