fluffy nuts


a person who carries themselves with a sense of superiority solely derived from a position of authority, or some other unearned quality.

whereas the person with big b-lls has the skill or physical prowess to back up their actions; the fluffy nuts merely appear big, but are actually only fluffy.

scenario: construction worker works on ladder, group of authority figures walks up and watches.

construction worker to fellow construction worker, later:

man, i was trying to get my job done, but a whole gaggle of fluffy nuts came up checking out my -ss while i was trying to work! so, i got down off the ladder
scenario: construction worker works on ladder, group of authority figures walks up and watches.

construction worker to fellow construction worker, later:

man, i was trying to get my job done, but a whole gaggle of fluffy nuts came up checking out my -ss while i was trying to work! so, i got down off that ladder, have them a mean mug and walked off.

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