fluffy unicorn


a pillow or squishy pad that has had a phallus (eg. d-ld-, vibrator, etc.) attached to it for the purpose of masturbation.
“i walked in on besty riding her fluffy unicorn over the rainbow last night. she didn’t want any help slaying the dragon.”

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