flukewarm


generally: a random, warmish temperature, usually below the desired level.

specifically: when one orders a hot drink (e.g. in a cafe) and finds it is not hot enough and at some arbitrary, warm-ish and disappointing temperature; then one may describe this drink as flukewarm. it is a portmanteau of fluke and lukewarm.
leonidas: man, i am so p-ssed. i was really looking forward to my morning coffee

maximus: why, what’s wrong?
leonidas: the drink is flukewarm. d-mn.

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