flumen


an unusually long p-n-s -ssociated with an inflamed shaft, but also entails having small t-st-cl-s about the size of peas (this would be flument-tis). it is a painful disease that results in hospitalization and the victim is impitent for the remainder of his life.
person 1: did you hear about craig’s junk? his d-ck is huge and his b-lls are really small.
person 2: yeah i heard he was hospitalized for flument-tis.
the viscous liquid consisting of feces, lube and s-m-n which is evacuated from the -n-s at the conclusion of -n-l intercourse.
“baby, get me a towel. i have flumen running down my leg.” or,

“brush your teeth, your breath smells like flumen.”

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