flumpety dumpkin
a generally overweight and slovenly unkempt person. often saddled with an unfortunate odor of cheese and hopelessness.
rachael: wow, that new girl in accounting sure looks like a sloppy pumpkin with t-ts. travis:. yep, we’ve got another flumpety dumpkin to work with.
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