Flumping
the act of flumping involves stuffing a flump marshmallow inside a volunteers b-m ‘ole and then proceeding to suck it out as romantically possible. considered to be the most erotic and tasty act of s-x.
hey, baby. are you down to flump?
sure, i love me some flumping.
the act of two obese people having sweaty, fatty s-x. generally accompanied by the flat sound of skin flapping against skin, as well as by general walrus-like bellowing.
“dude, i couldn’t sleep at all cause my roommate was flumping that fat chick all night long”
when three or more heteros-xual men (usually bros) sleep in the same bed together with only boxers on after a long night of getting drunk.
“yo man, wanna go drinking tonight?”
“yeah sure, bring ed?”
“are we gonna be flumping?”
“if needs must, we shall flump”
a fetish. having a fat person grab their gut and slap you with it.
the flumping king flumped me last night.
waiving the bed sheets up and down while still in bed in an effort to dispel fart g-sses
example #1:
he: ( farts loudly in bed)
she: “again?!” as she rolls over “if this one smells as bad as your last fart you’d better start flumping or find another place to sleep.”
example #2:
(coughing) omg, you could at least start flumping when you fart like that in bed. i can’t breathe from your fumes.
a s-xual act which is easy to try but difficult to master. the art of flumping involves two people pushing their -sses against each other, with one individual farting so that said fart enters into the recipient’s -n-s.
“how would you like to flump?”
i sure could use a rough flumping!”
sometimes known as stuffing rope, or stuffing the marshmallow, the art of flumping is one whereby a male consumes too much alcohol, resulting in his p-n-s resembling that of a marshmallow. he then proceeds to try and fold and push it into the woman’s v-g-n- – unsuccessfully.
eliot – hey man, where’d you go last night?
stu – went back with that girl.
eliot – sweet, good night?
stu – yeah, ended up flumping for 3 hours.
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