flumpkins
a demonic cat.
a flumpkins attacked me while i was at anderson’s house.
moweing a girls tw-t ever so pleasantly while she is taking a sh-t.
how to: when a girl is takin a sh-t on the toilet u put her legs up on your shoulders and eat her out while she drops a steamer.
sam r forces josh d into giving her flumpkins on a daily basis.
dude you`re a sick f-ck i can’t believe you gave that broad a flumpkin last night!
is when a man is taking a dump and a woman is sucking his t-st-cl-s and he suddenly drops a heavy sh-t in the toilet and water splashes on her chin and on his grunskin.
while i was in the bathroom i gave my girl a flumpkin.
the act of having your b-tthole licked while urinating.
my girlfriend suprised me while i was taking a p-ss by giving me a flumpkin.
the female version of the blumpkin
“i was giving this chick a flumpkin and she sh-t all over my eye.”
the act of eating the tw-tular area whilst a girls takes a dump
opposite of a blumpkin
i wanted some tang and my girl needed to cr-p, so i gave he a flumpkin.
the opposite of a blumpkin as it pertains to the gender the act is performed upon i.e a woman receiving oral while making the poo is said to be receiving a flumpkin
“i used to love to give my girl flumpkins until that 1 time she forgot to mention she had eaten mexican the night before”
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