flumptuous


a happy fat person.
dawn french is a ‘flumptuous’ lady. she’s very happy and large.
(adjective) to act like a flirty flamingo, usually accompanied with flamingo mating calls
nick was just shocked on his birthday by that flumptuous guy.

“travis you are acting quite flumptuous today!” liz exclaimed.

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