an unerect p-n-s, or any other type of floppy material
ohhhhhhh flumpus.

one time he slapped her with his flumpus and she cried.
a v-g-n-l fart, typically occuring during intercourse.
i was chewing her box when she let out a flumpus that parted my hair.
an idiot, lil bro that u want to beat the living shat out of all the time.
the flumpus p-ssed me off so much that i tied him to a chair and p-ssed on his face.

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