flunk mail
positive propaganda for the re-presenting of the ideal objects of desire. comes in a range of sizes – small-medium to extra large and ribbed. received without prior consent via mail, airmail, courier, personal exchange, drone, etc
1. did you receive your fortnightly flunk mail?
2. yes. it was terrible, but i have lost my registered flunk mail disposal receptacle.
3. here, avail yourself of mine. i don’t even feel compelled to read my fortnightly flunk mail now that i have replaced my letter box with my registered flunk mail disposal receptacle.
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