Flunkdick


when a man is trying to penetrate a women and either can not find the hole or penetrates the wrong hole. when the women takes over to insert the p-n-s the male is known as a flunkd-ck.
tommy was so drunk last night he flunkd-cked me for 10 minutes before i could get it in me!

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