Flunking
most commonly known as ‘pencil flunking’
the game in which a person runs into any given room with their eyes closed, and jumps with their arms by their side and legs tight together to form the pencil shape. the jumping is done while unaware of what is found in the room at the time e.g furniture or people, so often leads to injury and damage to goods.
‘how was the party last night?’
‘not gunna lie man terrible, i ended up flunking the back room to get it going. broke a table.’
‘nice man.’
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