Flurge


1. the urge to be flaccid. said in reference to a woman who is so unattractive as to cause flaccidity in the male p-n-s (rather than an erection over an attractive woman).

2. a woman who is so unattractive as to cause the ‘urge’ to become ‘flaccid’ in heteros-xual males.

dude, did you see that hillary? she’s such a flurge!

“and don’t refer to me as a flurge. i googled what it stands for and i do not like it.”
a horribly ugly woman. they usually have cankles and can be described as a “harpy” “shrew” and/or “b-n-r shrinker”.
that woman is a flurge.

ps: i wish you could make more than one definition per name.
an aging female you do not want to have s-x with.
hillary clinton is a flurge with cankles
a deflating, buzz-killing, emasculating woman
we were having an awesome time until she got home and flurged all over fantasy draft
shut the f-ck up.
flurge: shut the f-ck up.
the state of a man’s p-n-s when it is not erect.
“the cold water in the pool sure gave me a flurge”

“aww dude, that ugly chick turned my wood into a flurge”
hillary clinton.
hillary clinton is a fat and ugly flurge.

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