Flurp
when a woman farts, and it bubbles up the front of her v-g-n-.
kayla giggled as her fart became a flurp.
the noise a snail makes.
person 1: did you hear that flurp?!
person 2: yeah, there must be snails nearby.
person 1: oh…
#flurp #snail #noise #flerp #flurpp
to playfully blow upon another persons skin in a way to make a “farting” sound.
she smiled and then gave me a flurp.
derived from the television program “jimmy neutron”. refers to any purple drink (usually grape soda).
mah dude, i’ll bring the pretzels if you got dat flurp.
#grape #soda #grape soda #purple flurp #purple #sizzurp
it is an alternative word for swearing…..
o flurp! i forgot my english book on my desk.
#fluber #fliper #flurper #shoot #cr-p
the condition whenever you flip you burp uncontrollably.
“dude, you just flurped!”
“yeah, i know, it distracted me from finishing my landing.”
#burp #flip #gymnastics #trampoline #belch
a. the act of farting and burping at the same time
b. giving someone a raspberry
c. making a bronx cheer and blaming it on someone else
male: “did you just see him flurp?”
girl: “yeah, i can’t belive your still friends with him…”
male: “isn’t it normal for moms’ to flurp their child?”
girl: “yup… but that was just weird…”
male 1: “dude, he just did a giant bronx cheer in frount of my girl and said it was me! what the h-ll?”
male 2: “get over it.”
#bronx cheer #blart #raspberry #pervy #he #him #creepy #burp #fart
when a woman farts into a man’s mouth and he immediately burps it back into her b-tt hole.
last night i really had to fart so my boyfriend asked me to flurp him.
#fart #mouth #burp #b-tt #hole
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