Flurple


a game that is apparently popular in elementary school amongst kids who are not snerds. the game is generally impossible to actually understand, although some of the known rules include:

1.) you try to get to 19 victory points, but the scoring is binary.

2.) every team has four players; two on offense, one on defense, and two on defense, which totals five players.

3.) frisbees have absolutely nothing to do with the game.

4.) the game begins when the referee calls ‘tallyhoo’

5.) if the republicans control the house, the game will begin after the referee counts down from 100 and finishes with the following five minute count down.

6.) it is currently unknown what the rules would include if the democrats control the house.

7.) if a teddybear goes in a trashcan, for some unexplainable reason, you win.
that game of flurple last night was intense, but i don’t know how i won the game.
crazy-like, wierd-ish.
synonym of trippy.
craaaaaaaaazy.
duuuude, that is soo flurple.

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